S01/E18: THE MISSING NIGHT WATCHMAN
A black sedan parks along the side of a road. The driver gets out, opens his trunk, and pulls a dead security watchman out of it. (Viewers know its a watchman because he’s wearing a watchman’s patrol watchclock still dangling from his hip with a long strap from shoulder). The driver drags the body across a dock and tosses it into the river.
Jacoby and Gunn go to the ballistics
lab and the technician there tells the men that the bullet came from a weapon
made in the year 1837 by Samuel Colt. When Jacoby asks what the gun looks like,
the tech says, “It was a forerunner of the Colt .44…It had a single barrel with
a revolving breach, carried six slugs.” Since the gun used to kill the watchman
was an antique, Jacoby and Gunn presume Lasdown, a collector, may be involved.
At Lasdown’s home, Lasdown
calls out to his butler, a wacky Chinese man named Mao, to get the door (as
Gunn is ringing the doorbell) but the Chinese man doesn’t respond. Lasdown
opens the door and thinks Gunn is there peddling magazines or kitchen items or
vacuum cleaners or a trip to the Bahamas. Gunn says he wants to know about
Lasdown’s items on consignment with Quimby. Lasdown says he has many things
there of value and plans to remove them all in the morning. Lasdown slams the
door, shutting out Gunn. Back inside, the butler shows up speaking in Chinese to Lasdown.
Inside the Lasdown home,
Phillip Lasdown plays Beethoven music on a record player. He then realizes that
the Buddha statue has been moved from its podium onto the floor and looks
around curiously wondering how that happened. He then goes up the stairs and upon
reaching the first landing he is attacked by someone and goes tumbling down the
staircase. As the intruder flees from the home, Lasdown, in a panic, yells,
“HELP! MURDER! POLICE!” (Which seems odd, since nobody was murdered). The
Chinese butler, Mao, runs over, also in a panic, yelling loudly in Chinese.
(Why? He didn’t see anything. He had just heard Lasdown’s yells and he began
yelling).
Jacoby and Gunn arrive at
Lasdown’s home where he is hollering about the lack of police protection in
this city. He says that had he not walked in at the right moment, the thief
would have taken the Buddha. Jacoby asks Mao where he was during the situation
and he responds in Chinese with a big grin on his face. At first, Gunn thinks
the thief was after the 50-carat ruby on the Buddha’s head and said it would
have been easier to just pry the ruby off the head than try to carry the big
heavy statue away. When Gunn asks if anything can be hidden inside the Buddha,
Lasdown presses the ruby on the head and a drawer opens To everyone’s surprise,
including Lasdown, there is an antique Gunn in the drawer. Lasdown has said he
does not collect weapons. Lasdown said that was not in the Buddha when he
consigned it at Quimby’s place. He’s furious when he learns his jewels from the consignment shop were stolen and heads out to see Quimby.
Quimby confesses that he
shot Arthur Block, who arrived at work early and caught Quimby stealing the
jewels. He says Block wanted Quimby to split it with him or he’d expose the
theft. He then hid the gun in the Buddha and returned to Lasdown’s home to get
back the gun. (By taking the whole Buddha statue?)
Quimby is walked out to an
ambulance.
QUOTES:
Hands down, the best quotes
from this episode came from Phillip J. Lasdown. There were quite a few. Here’s
one:
When Lasdown discovers that
Quimby had placed his Buddha statuette in the back room…
Lasdown: “It is not enough
that I suffer the torment of lending my exquisite statuary to a firm that
employs a philistine as a manager…No, no, I am now subjected to the ignominy of
having it secreted behind a variety of bric-a-brac one would expect to find
only in the men’s lounge at Coney Island.”
From Google:
Philistine: A person who is
hostile or indifferent to culture and the arts, or who has no understanding of
them.
Ignominy: Humiliation
Bric-a-brac: Miscellaneous
objects and ornaments of little value.
NOTES:
Once again, a sector of New
York City is referred to when Phillip J. Lasdown mentions “Coney Island” in a way
one would say it if he or she was already in New York. However, later in the
episode Lasdown tells Jacoby that he is “flying to New York on business,” an
indication that they are NOT in New York.
It is not clear why exactly
Charles Quimby would hire Peter Gunn to find the missing night watchman that he
killed and dumped in the river unless he just wanted to make it seem as though
the watchman stole the jewels and was confident that the dead man would
never be found. However, reporting it to the police would have made no difference, since, in his mind, the jewels were never coming back anyway.
If all Quimby really wanted was the gun back, why in the world didn’t he just push the button on the Buddha’s forehead to open the drawer and retrieve the gun? Instead he tried to take the entire heavy Buddha statue with him, a far more difficult task.
DECEASED: Night watchman Arthur Block shot with antique handgun by antiques consignment shop manager Charles Quimby (incident not shown).
Total Gunn Kills: 0 - Series Total: 6.
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